Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
86211
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Insane man runs over pedestrian before he's stopped. Play now!
All I can say is that it is a good thing that professional baseball players wear protective cups. The ball hits this guy right in the nuts very hard. Play now!