Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
92419
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Your country is at war. Enemy missiles are attacking your base! Defend your base by shooting them down and see how long you can last against the onslaught. Play now!
Some clumsy dude falls down a spiral staircase and everyone starts laughing at him. This kind of looks like it was staged. What do you think? Play now!