Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
92214
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Dude, you can totally put this on your resume. Seriously though, why isn't this an Olympic sport? Play now!
You know, it amazes me that Humans aren't extinct by now. How do we manage to stick around on this planet and be so incredibly stupid, all at the same time? Play now!