Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
79874
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Defend your planet from UFOs and other space ships by shooting them with guns and rockets. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
