Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
92902
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
If you look up 'not cool' in the dictionary, right next to the picture of me is this guy. Not the kid playing the video game, I'm talking about Limp Bisquit with all the crap stuck in his face. Play now!
Clock fast lap times without skinning your knees or dipping too low! Race on Australian or Chinese tracks, and avoid the oil slicks, mate! Play now!
