Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
82505
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Knock those penguins senseless with your big ice-cube-shooter-gun-thingy. Play now!
Look how they cram people into the subway train in Japan. That does not look comfortable or safe! If they tried that stuff in New York City they would probably get beat down by the subway riders. LOL Play now!