Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
88498
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully. Play now!
I take back what I said about that Full Throttle commercial having the best special effects. These were just as good, only this one made sense. Play now!