Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
120668
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
You are mario you must climb up the ladders and steel beams to get to the princess before donkey kong crushes you with his barrels. Play now!
I always thought it would be funny to have Abraham Lincoln driving down the highway in an SUV. And every time he passes a field, there would be black guys in chains and when the truck passed, the chains would magicaly fall off. And you could call it the Lincoln Emancipator. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't work in advertising. Play now!
