Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
92182
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Some Asian guys are doing some pretty crazy stuff with matches. They stick them all over their face and then light them. Luckily no one got hurt from this stupid behavior. Play now!
Words can not describe this. I think I'm scarred forever. Play now!