Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
85743
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
An assasination attempt goes horribly wrong. Or right. I guess it depends on what side you're on. Play now!
The chickens have influenza and gone crazy. You need to shoot the chickens before infection spreads as they cross the street to the market places. Play now!