Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
85476
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
A guy's friend calls him into the room so he can hit him in the face with a plastic sign. I hope he kicked that guys butt when he got over being hit in the face! Play now!
Who wouldn't want to have him tied up in their basement for a few months? You could use him as bait to get Angelina to come over. Play now!