Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
117962
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
For some reason an Asian guy lets someone shock him all over his body with a car battery. I guess this is how he gets his kicks. People can do the craziest things! Play now!
An airliner takes off but forgets to "take off." I really wanted to make a "forgot to pull out" joke here but, *sigh* I couldn't think of one. Play now!
