Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
81998
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
You know, it amazes me that Humans aren't extinct by now. How do we manage to stick around on this planet and be so incredibly stupid, all at the same time? Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
