Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
81182
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
A lumberjack is trying to cut the top out of a very tall tree when he runs into a little problem. It is a good thing he was tied so tightly to the tree. Play now!
Some guys programmed their scanner to play Beethoven's Fur Elise. Play now!
