Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
118834
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
I think he just wanted to tenderize his meat a little before he ate it. Would you even be in the water, knowing things like this were swimming beneath you? Play now!
This is a cool trick, but only after you've had sveral bottles of your own. Sober, it's not all that impressive. Play now!