Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
80606
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
The Slurpee machine is broken?! WHADDA YOU MEAN THE SLURPEE MACHINE IS BROKEN!?? YAAARRRRRRR!!!! Play now!
This is Sinistar, from 1982 arcade fame. The objective was to destroy Sinistar as he chases you through space. Thirty years later his voice still gives us the willies. Play now!