Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
118006
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
David Blaine does a magic trick for a deaf couple he meets on the street. He does the whole trick without talking. He makes the card appear in the mans pocket. Play now!
Of course it wasn't, but how awesome would it have been if this was real? Play now!