Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
114898
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
He has another one that he affectionately refers to as, "Farts of Fury" but they really couldn't put that on prime time television. Play now!
Hey guys, I have a good idea. Let's drink a bunch of beer, then I'll get in this old dishwasher and you guys can drag me down the street. Whadda you say? Play now!
