Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
85513
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Hit those pesky sledding kids with snowballs but don't get your snowman nailed. Play now!
It's always so dissapointing to find out that these guys, like, work in a comic book store or a deli and live in the attic in the house where they grew up, instead of figuring out a cure for cancer or how to build a better space shuttle. Play now!