Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
85326
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Fly your plane around bomb the beef factories and destroy their planes before they shoot you down. Play now!
This old commercial for Microsoft Windows is so goofy that it looks like a joke. I guess thats how they used to sell technology in the old days. ;) Play now!