Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
83241
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
This may be the first time in history that a soccer goalie has scored a goal like this! He kicks the ball the whole length of the field and scores a goal! Play now!
