Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
117027
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Place your ball on the green, line up your shot, power up and hit the golf ball with your putter. Play now!
You dont see this every day in the sport of soccer. A player scores a goal in his own goal! Some people may blame the goalie but I say the person throwing the ball in should have waited until the goalie was ready. What do you think? Play now!