Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
113885
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Humans have disrupted the peace of a little pink planet with their toxic waste. Now these beings are seeking revenge. Protect our planet from the incoming pink gummy aliens and save our pitiful human lives. Play now!
When are you people going to learn? When will you learn NOT TO TRY AND LAUNCH ROCKETS FROM YOUR ASS!? Play now!