Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
115578
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Some Asian guys are doing some pretty crazy stuff with matches. They stick them all over their face and then light them. Luckily no one got hurt from this stupid behavior. Play now!
I don't know if "Lucky" is exactly the word I'd use to describe this guy. In fact, I really can't think of one that fits. Play now!