Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
81063
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Have a good old fashioned game of target practice! Play now!
Some crazy special effects make it look like this kid just got a real lightsaber for Christmas. Please dont freak out! This is obviously fake. Play now!