Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
81094
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
According to USA Today, 'We Built This City' ranks as the worst record ever. Maybe this is why. Play now!
The infamous Godaddy girl. I hear she actually works there and will call you and breathe heavilly into the phone if you register a domain name. No kidding. Play now!
