Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
80294
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Defuse the bombs to prevent casualities. Drive into the bombs as quickly as possible to defuse them! Play now!
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!
