Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
86555
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
This is a cool trick, but only after you've had sveral bottles of your own. Sober, it's not all that impressive. Play now!
Your country is at war. Enemy missiles are attacking your base! Defend your base by shooting them down and see how long you can last against the onslaught. Play now!