Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
113894
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Fly through the levels, shoot down approaching enemies, and pick up health and body armor. Play now!
This must be some really clever, literate, hilarious spoof of some movie or music video that's all the rage with you kids. Because otherwise, it's just a totally pointless piece of junk. Play now!