Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
84798
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Where should we invade next?! Are you kidding me? Is this for real? Are people really this stupid? Wait.. what am I saying? That's a silly question. Forget I asked that. Play now!
Run and find the way to headquarters! Upgrade at safe houses and avoid death. Play now!