Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
116758
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Rescures try and save a man who jumps from a high tower by placing an inflatable mat on the ground for him to land on. Should have used a bigger mat. Play now!
Well, he didn't get a medal but he definitely wins first prize for the most spectactular crash. Play now!
