Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
115123
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
What I want to know is, if he can't get out of bed, who's bringing him all this food? I mean, seriously. How much do you have to eat to get this big? Play now!
Drive over and murder all the school children as you get your own back on them for bullying you! Dri Play now!