Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
122228
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Watch this guy do wheelies at over 200 kilometers per hour. I wonder if he's still alive. Play now!
If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. Take any one of these Japanese television shows, put subtitles over it and broadcast it here in the U.S. People will love it. If you do it, they will come. Play now!