Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
85693
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Somebody is going to get their money's worth out of this All-U-Can-Drink thing if it's the last think they do. Play now!
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help. Play now!