Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
88711
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
I have always thought that pole vaulting was a dangerous sport and this video proves it. Watch as this guy's family jewels get snagged by the pole. Play now!
This must be some really clever, literate, hilarious spoof of some movie or music video that's all the rage with you kids. Because otherwise, it's just a totally pointless piece of junk. Play now!