Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
122250
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
Drive around the world in this tank, killing all the enemies and blowing the huge red robot monsters Play now!