Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
88339
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
You know how some people think that racquetball is for losers? Well this guy is the reason for that stereotype! This moron accidentally hits himself with a racquetball. Play now!
Yet another person who plays with fire and gets burned. This dude thought it would be cool to set his chest on fire until he actually started burning. Play now!