Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
118823
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
A couple of guys decide that it would be fun to get on a big sheet of ice and float around. They get into trouble when the ice starts to float out to sea. Check out how far away from land they get in the end. Play now!
I wonder what the whole island must smell like after this is all over, and there are millions of them rotting in the streets. I also wonder if they taste good. Strange. Play now!