Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
122765
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Smash the caterpillers using the mallet as they pop up from their holes. Play now!
If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. Take any one of these Japanese television shows, put subtitles over it and broadcast it here in the U.S. People will love it. If you do it, they will come. Play now!