Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
91744
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
A real life exorcism caught on film!! Wait. Is there such a thing as a real life exorcism? Serioulsy. The first chick, in the green shirt. I get to drinking and I act almost exactly like this. And I gotta tell you. If a bunch of Russians were holding me down, I'd be pretty upset about it too. Jeeze, maybe I'm posessed. Play now!
