Title:
Thumb Raider
Player: You are player number
76999
Today: Description:
Run down ladders run off brick edges and pick up coins before enemies catch you.
Hey, want to see some snot-nosed, punk, rich kid try to film homself destroying the Xbox that his mommy and daddy bought him? Problem is, he's too stupid to even capture himself on video doing it. Nice pool too, by the way. Play now!
Man. Listen to me. You are white. Do you understand? Ok? Stop it. Please. I'm begging you. Play now!
