Title:
Thumb Raider
Player: You are player number
83269
Today: Description:
Run down ladders run off brick edges and pick up coins before enemies catch you.
Get as many points as you can, careful not do die Play now!
This is nothing. I do this kind of thing all the time and it doesn't hurt a b... aww, who am I kidding? This guy's voice is now three octives higher. Play now!
