Title:
Thumb Raider
Player: You are player number
83176
Today: Description:
Run down ladders run off brick edges and pick up coins before enemies catch you.
Humans have disrupted the peace of a little pink planet with their toxic waste. Now these beings are seeking revenge. Protect our planet from the incoming pink gummy aliens and save our pitiful human lives. Play now!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!
