Title:
Thumb Raider
Player: You are player number
84060
Today: Description:
Run down ladders run off brick edges and pick up coins before enemies catch you.
Don't judge too quickly. Even if you do catch two, old, fat people having sex on an airplane, in the seats next to you. Play now!
There are a lot of things going on here...maybe with that cheating knocked-up shrew gone, your compulsive overeating will stop and you'll find a great new job. Or maybe...it's just a commercial. Yeah, that's it. Play now!