Title:
Rick Dangerous
Player: You are player number
2876
Today: Description:
Guide the hero in various missions from the Amazon to a futuristic missile base, avoiding the enemy.
As hot as Jessica Simpson is, does anyone else out there find her completely sexless? I want to be attracted to her, I really do. But it's like trying to be attracted to a mannequin in a department store window. Does anyone understand what I'm saying? Play now!
You are sheriff of these parts protect your town from evil scum draw your gun faster than the enemy. Play now!
