Title:
Donkey Kong Classic
Player: You are player number
4100
Today: Description:
You are mario you must climb up the ladders and steel beams to get to the princess before donkey kong crushes you with his barrels.
A real life exorcism caught on film!! Wait. Is there such a thing as a real life exorcism? Serioulsy. The first chick, in the green shirt. I get to drinking and I act almost exactly like this. And I gotta tell you. If a bunch of Russians were holding me down, I'd be pretty upset about it too. Jeeze, maybe I'm posessed. Play now!
You are tasked to eliminate the creeps and save the city of Karpalo. Shoot em up with your machine gun. Play now!
