Title:
Strawberry Smack
Player: You are player number
91644
Today: Description:
Try to smack as many of the randomly rising Strawberry's as fast as you can before time runs out!
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be. Play now!
Shouldn't this be labeled "evidence"? Some kind of a crime had to have been committed here. Play now!