Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
79898
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
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Paris Hilton's boyfriend crashes their Bentley while drunk and being chased by the paparazzi. Play now!