Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
76858
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be. Play now!
Some guy jumps from the roof of the house on to a trampoline. It does not turn out quite the way he had planned. Straight ownage. I bet he will not try that again. Play now!
