Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
78741
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
The infamous Godaddy girl. I hear she actually works there and will call you and breathe heavilly into the phone if you register a domain name. No kidding. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
